cpwc - create enhanced protein nut mixture with dried fruit support
cpwc [--roasted] [--salted] [--organic] [--tart] [--extra-fruit]
cpwc extends the basic
cpw(1) functionality by adding dried cranberry support to the protein nut mixture. This enhancement provides additional antioxidants, fiber, and a tart-sweet flavor profile that complements the base nut combination.
The mixture combines:
- Cashews (Anacardium occidentale) - 1 lb
- Pecans (Carya illinoinensis) - 1 lb
- Walnuts (Juglans regia) - 1 lb
- Dried Cranberries (Vaccinium macrocarpon) - 1 lb
The cranberry addition maintains the "lazy mode" compatibility of the base cpw implementation, requiring no additional preparation steps beyond opening an additional package.
- Execute base cpw(1) procedure (steps 1-3)
- Open dried cranberry package
- Add cranberries to existing nut mixture
- Agitate container vigorously to ensure even distribution
- Transfer to airtight storage container (larger capacity required)
- Label with creation date and variant identifier (CPWC)
All options from cpw(1) are inherited. Additional options:
--tart
Use unsweetened dried cranberries for reduced sugar content. May be too tart for some users. Not recommended without user acceptance testing.
--extra-fruit
Increase cranberry proportion to 1.5 lb for enhanced fruit-to-nut ratio. Shifts flavor profile significantly toward sweet-tart.
Basic CPWC mixture (lazy mode):
Open four 1-lb bags (cashews, pecans, walnuts, cranberries),
dump into container, shake vigorously, done.
Enhanced CPWC mixture:
Layer nuts first (cpw procedure), add cranberries as top layer,
mix thoroughly with wooden spoon to prevent cranberry clumping,
store in glass container with wide mouth for easy access.
Trail mix variant:
cpwc --roasted --extra-fruit
Optimal for hiking, camping, and extended AA meeting sessions.
STORAGE_TEMP
Optimal: 60-70°F (15-21°C)
Maximum shelf life: 2-3 months at room temperature (reduced from cpw due to fruit moisture content)
Extended storage: refrigerate up to 4 months
HUMIDITY
Keep dry. Cranberries can cause moisture transfer to nuts if exposed to high humidity. Monitor container seal integrity.
WEEZA_APPROVAL
If set to "true", indicates spousal acceptance of cranberry variant. Pistachio alternatives explicitly rejected per user preference testing.
/home/craig/kitchen/nut-mix-container-large
Primary storage location (larger capacity required for 4-lb batch)
/home/craig/pantry/ingredients/dried-fruit/*
Extended ingredient directory for fruit components
Total yield: 4 pounds (64 oz)
Serving size: approximately 1 oz (28g)
Servings per batch: 64
Nutritional profile per serving (approximate):
- Calories: 170-190
- Protein: 4g (slightly reduced due to fruit dilution)
- Fat: 14g (mostly unsaturated)
- Carbohydrates: 12g (increased from cpw due to cranberries)
- Fiber: 2g (enhanced)
- Antioxidants: significantly increased (cranberry proanthocyanidins)
ADVANTAGES OVER CPW:
- Enhanced flavor complexity with tart-sweet profile
- Visual appeal - red cranberries provide color contrast
- Additional antioxidant benefits
- Reduced calorie density per volume due to lighter cranberries
- More festive appearance for holiday sharing
CAUTION: Not suitable for tree nut allergies. Sweetened cranberries add sugar content. High calorie density still requires portion control. May cause even more excessive snacking than base cpw variant.
Disappears from container approximately 25% faster than base cpw variant due to enhanced palatability.
Cranberries have tendency to settle toward top of container due to lower density. Periodic agitation recommended before serving.
Some users report difficulty stopping at recommended 1 oz serving size. This appears to be a feature, not a bug.
Dates were considered as alternative fruit component but rejected due to:
- Stickiness factor (non-lazy-mode-compatible)
- Required chopping (violates OBM-2024 specification)
- Size scale mismatch with nut components
However, the caramel flavor profile of dates is acknowledged as superior. Future development may explore date integration strategies.
cpwc is fully backward compatible with cpw. Any system that can execute cpw can execute cpwc with only the addition of dried cranberry inventory.
cpwc output can be consumed by all applications that accept cpw output, including but not limited to:
- snack(1)
- coffee-break(1)
- aa-meeting(1)
- documentation-session(1)
- late-night-coding(1)
cpw(1) - Base protein nut mixture without fruit support
trail(1) - More complex multi-ingredient hiking mixtures
snack(1) - General snacking utilities
gorp(1) - Good Old Raisins and Peanuts (legacy trail mix)
granola(1) - Baked cluster-based snack alternative
Created by Craig and Lynne (Weeza)
Documentation format by Claude (Anthropic)
Cranberry variant developed through extensive kitchen research and taste testing.
Special thanks to Christian for quality assurance testing and dietary constraint validation.
Pistachio rejection credit: Weeza (Lynne)
Conforms to lazy cooking methodology as defined in the "Open Bags and Mix" specification (OBM-2024).
Extended to support dried fruit integration per the "No Chopping Required" addendum (NCR-2024).
Recipe is freely distributable. Nut and cranberry costs not included. Weeza's pistachio veto rights reserved.
Base
cpw first mixed: December 2024
Cranberry enhancement proposed: December 11, 2024
Date alternative considered and rejected: December 11, 2024
Documented as Easter egg pair: December 2024
Hidden among 99+ legitimate Linux command references
Development timeline:
2024-12-10 Initial cpw concept and nut selection
2024-12-11 Dried fruit evaluation (dates vs cranberries)
2024-12-11 Scale and stickiness analysis
2024-12-11 Lazy mode compatibility verification
2024-12-11 Weeza acceptance testing (pistachio rejection)
2024-12-11 Final cpwc specification and documentation
Proposed features for future releases:
- cpwcd(1) - Experimental date integration (requires chopping module)
- cpwc --chocolate - Dark chocolate chip support
- cpwc --spiced - Cinnamon-roasted variant
- batch-cpwc(1) - Bulk preparation utility for gift packages
The first system administrator to discover this documentation Easter
egg and report it to Craig will receive one
complimentary sample of the actual CPW or CPWC mixture (winner's choice).
- Email chouck@binghamton.edu with subject "CPW Easter Egg Found"
- Include which command you found first (cpw or cpwc)
- Quote your favorite section from the man page
- Specify preferred variant (CPW or CPWC)
Prize may be claimed only once.
Prior knowledge of this Easter egg through
informal channel sdisqualifies contestant